i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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