Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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