Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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