Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Your cock deserves a montage
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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