i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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