Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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