I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
