fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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