Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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