That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
