She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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