Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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