how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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