That's intense
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
