love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The power of my boobs compel you
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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