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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm always down for nudity.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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