my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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