U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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