Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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