I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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