WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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