Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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