I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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