I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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