ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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