she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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