I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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