Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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