I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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