belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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