i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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