Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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