he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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