For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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