just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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