I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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