we're blogging at a bar
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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