For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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