dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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