If i come over, it means nothing
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just found puke in my bra..
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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