Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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