Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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