I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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