This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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