I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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