My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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