He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
What a dumb baby whore.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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