the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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