shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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