No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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