Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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