If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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