Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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