Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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