I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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