I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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